A horrible hack



Year Released: 2016
Format: Download
Label: self released
Reviewed by Captain Fidanza on Mar 14, 2016
The website that the email directed me to was written entirely in Italian, so in order to derive some cheap laughs from the inability of translation websites to account for the subtleties of language, I copied some of the text and fed it through Google translate.

“A middle-aged man, wrapped in a long raincoat, approached the car the usual point before you go home. Cigar smoke for a moment obscures his thoughts, then revives, on the third floor of that building.”

Quite what that sentence would read like, even if it were to be translated by a human being, only God himself knows, but one thing’s for certain, the next time I see that middle-aged man who usually approaches my car, I’m going to run the fucker over before he revives himself somewhere else.

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