Labels: Surprise Attack
Review by: Unknown
I think the malcomigator is in a bad mood with me as there is no
reason why I should even try to be nice about this cd, but I will
try… Hah. Now, as strange as it may sound but I admit to being
quite fond of a bit of heavy moshy hardcore… When I say a little I
mean I will play my vision of disorder or all out war once cd’s once
in a while and that sates my macho side for a couple of months. Lets
do a quick summary list…
- Pissed off lyrics (presumably because they didn’t get any clothing
sponsorship yet) - chuggy guitar sound (presumably because they don’t have the ability
to play technical stuff yet) - breakdowns (presumably so their friends can can lose their shit)
- token singy song (presumably so they can try and get signed to
roadrunner, oh and as an aside, The dude has the worst singing voice I
have heard in my fucking life) - dark and tough photo (presumably so they can look so damn tough!)
- crap artwork (presumably because they want to be metal, and
metalheads love hell, oh so scarey!)
This is the soundtrack to violence for the kind of people who think
hardcore is about the music and nothing else. This is a cd for the
kids that think they are gangsta and give themselves nicknames like
“bart the flex” or “kev the spoiler” yeah taken from the thanks list,
I am thinking “what the fuck!?” as well. So the only question I am
left with is do I quote reversal of man or ds:13 as my kiss off to
this cd?
Neither, this band don’t even deserve that homour. What I will say is
more pit injuries in hardcore, prefrably permanent ones, prefrabaly to
these sort of tough guy/jocks/neds/arseholes who should quit thinking
they can be diy until a bigtime heavy metal label comes a knocking.
This disc is nothing but fuckheads out to prove how macho they are.
0/10