People in Planes - Beyond The Horizon - CD (2009)

Labels: Wind Up
Review by: Alex Deller

Good news for people who don’t really like music but still feel the need to fill their ears with sound: now you needn’t even put yer 1GB iPod on shuffle, you can simply stick this crap on and hear the safer, staler end of modern rock music mulched together in one anonymous stream of tepid infant piss. Imagine, if you dare, the landfill angst of Nickleback mixed in with some over-emoting post-Radiohead slop and a twist of third-tier Jimmy Eat World mimicry and you’re pretty much there, making this tamest of efforts not so much “˜Beyond The Horizon’ as strictly middle-of-the-road.