Global Parasite - Memento Mori - CD (2010)

Labels: Angry Scenes Records – Pumpkin Records – Righteous Anger Records
Review by: Tony

I have written rants about the need for radicalism in hardcore, or else it will just be another product for bored teenagers. As I am in my thirties I need to know that hardcore is not just about posturing. Be careful for what you wish for I thought when the ska-intro on this CD played. I fucking hate ska and so should you. But luckily this CD does not contain much ska, instead it has 13 in-your-face anarcho-punk hardcore songs!



Most of the songs are anarcho-punk songs, dealing broadly with the War on Terror and the New Order, and it seems Global Parasite subscribes to a conspirational view of the world where a powerful evil elite are in power over all of us, and everything we do. Phrases such as “˜mind control’, “˜big illusion’ and “˜9/11 was an inside job’ etc. I am sure Global Parasite’s intentions are all good ones but personally I think this is adding confusion to already complicated issues. Well, perhaps this is a bit unfair for it is clear that the band don’t know much either and that their main intentions are to provoke people to read up on things. Cf. the song “˜Realised’ for instance, with the lines “˜Research for yourself, Cos the truth is not told, Its only Realised!’ and the cod-intellectual angry man’s “˜Every fucking claim we make, don’t believe a word of it, don’t dismiss a word of it!’. Errr, mind control??



Anyway, ironically the song called “˜Operation: Blue Peter’, a conspirational theory rant about how the Government used MI5/MI6 undercover agents and agent provocateurs domestically in England in the War on Terror to create official enemies and a need for even more repressive politics, is a great hardcore song that reminds a bit of Dead Kennedys and Subhumans (both UK and Canada!). While DK and Subhumans may be considered generic, the definition of entry level punk, Global Parasite does this style with a lot more energy that it does seem to work surprisingly well and I find myself starting to stomp my feet.



There is a song called Cunt. It is a bit strange, I suppose it is a joke. Here’s some samples from the text:



Funny Effeminate Voice: -“œIt’s my birthday”
Cool Macho Hardcore Crowd: -“œCUNT!!!”
Funny Effeminate Voice: -“œI use punk as a platform for my status and ego”
Cool Macho Hardcore Crowd: -“œCUNT!!!”

Hey, bros, calm down a bit you’re scaring the kids for gods’ sake! You bunch of low level psychopaths!

All in all, I liked this. It’s absolutely very energetic and I can hear a lot of good intentions, even if I would have to say that I have heard this many, many times before. Oh, and that Dick from Subhumans is singing on some song here too”¦