Spermbirds - A Columbus Feeling - CD (2010)

Labels: Boss Tuneage
Review by: Captain Fidanza

First of all, don’t call your band “œSpermbirds,” that’s the first thing.

Second of all, if you’ve been around since 1982, some of your members must be at least forty-five, so stop acting like you’re a seventeen year old from small town America whose dad won’t let him rock-out in the garage passed 9pm on a school night. It’s undignified.

Thirdly, the words “œlooking for black in a rainbow” are not meaningful, no matter how many times you shout them in a two and a half minute period.

And finally, don’t think that telling us how this record has been “œsix years in the making” is going to make us think it’s any good, because it isn’t.