Eh! - La Fase del Sueno Intratable - CD (2011)

Labels: BCore
Review by: Captain Fidanza

Over the last few months I have received many, many letters of warm appreciation from the readers of Collectivezine, each more complimentary than the last and each displaying, with a gentle, yet deeply felt affection, the writer’s strong regard for my reviews. Now I’m not one to boast about such things and would consider a detailed revelation of the content of these letters something approaching an act of war against the self-confessed �emo� credentials of this fine website.

However, I have always been totally comfortable with the concept of open warfare, so I will now reveal some of the more choice quotes from these articles of correspondence.

�Well done for doing those reviews, you are clearly a very intelligent person who knows lots of references and words.� – G.Franju.
�I wish I was as clever as you obviously are.� – P.Watkins.
�Please find enclosed a nice, crisp ten pound note for you to spend on whatsoever you may choose.� B.J. Ebola.
�I wish you had been alive in the early 1980’s as the script for La Planete Sauvage would undoubtedly have been improved by your pointless, swell-headed verbosity.� R.Laloux.

So there we are; a genuine selection of genuine quotes from genuine letters genuinely sent to me by genuine people.

Unfortunately for the members of La Fase del Sueno Intratable, I was yet to receive their letter of endorsement when the time came to review their new album of mind-numbing instrumental music, so I have decided, in lieu of a proper review, to just enter the song titles from their latest work into the Babelfish website and not use even the slightest hint of common sense in correcting any errors in translation.

It dances with me.
KM 351.
Titles and Holders.
Illusions and Expectations/Manipulations and Powers.
To Suggest without Speaking.
Right Now None.
Anger.
Active Complicity.
Alive Lips.
A Momentary Impression.

Now, if any of that sounds like something you might be interested in, then you should definitely buy this album. It’s available for a mere twelve euros through the following wesbite � www.bcoredisc.com.

In addition to this, any religious readers who have finally tired of Sixpence None the Richer and P.O.D. might find it comforting to know that one of the guitarists from this band is called Jesus, so you should probably consider buying this album straight away.