Review by: Captain Fidanza
For an album called Lo-Tide, it’s perhaps rather odd that the first song is called High Tide “” which is it? Is it low tide or high tide? I do wish musicians would make their minds up when it comes to deciding whether or not it’s low tide or high tide. What if I was planning a visit to the beach and decided that instead of ringing the coastguard or referring to the weather section of my local newspaper, I was going to leave it up to the fellows in Triathlon to inform me? Imagine if all my family drowned on the beach because Triathlon told me it was low tide and then when we got there it was actually high tide and everyone drowned. Well, unfortunately I don’t have to imagine this calamity because Triathlon doomed my wife and every one of our eight children to a watery grave through their flagrant disregard for consistency in their notification of tidal patterns.
Fortunately, this album arrived in the post the very next day and because it sounded like an album by Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet except with singing, I forgave them their mistake.