The Captain - Two Badly Recorded Songs By - CDR (2003)

Labels: (unofficially) the tallest man in norwich
Review by: Andy Malcolm

Hot dawg! Two super nice songs of fuzzy-wuzzy keyboard driven indie rock from the

Captain (aka the unofficial tallest man in Norwich, Jem Eaves), and I would be lying

if I said I didn’t like it, and who likes a liar. That’s right, no-one.

And the title isn’t lying, the songs are not recorded on a multi million pound budget,

but this all adds to the DIY charm of this enjoyable little package. Things are

distorted and you need to turn the volume up to be able to pick out what is going on,

which appears to be an awful lot. Sung vocals buried amidst layers of bouncy keyboard

and drum machine instrumentation, with guitars thrown in for good measure and possibly

other stuff going on in there too. The first track is “A Beautiful Owl”, which is a

measly two minutes in duration but features the lyric “this vehicle is being guided

home – singing harmonies over Braid songs”. What’s not to like? Indeed, lyrically the Captain

does seem very much influenced by your Nanna, your Kinsellas and your Von Bohlen with

lines like “just as the sun is the son of the sun”. Anyway, the first song is dashed

fine, especially the delightful final 40 seconds. “Telephones, Telephones, Telephones”

is it’s accompanying song, offering more of the same killer bounce and blend of various instrumentats. Right smart.

Hugely enjoyable and fun stuff then from the man Eaves, indeed.