We Are Scientists - Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt - CD (2005)

Labels: Major
Review by: Andy Malcolm

Lawks a lordy, more spawn of Interpol, drowning us in their “dark” beats and jerky rhythms but they throw in these shocking alt-rock choruses where they ditch the Interpol worship and just abandon all attempts at credibility. On top of that is the oft repeated shit lyric: “My body is your body, I won’t tell anybody, if you want to use my body, go for it”. Overall, this the very definition of music for student gumballs that don’t know any better as they haven’t ever bought a record for a reason other than that they were supposed to buy it because someone told them to. There is a second song on here but I won’t bother bleating about it because its also shite. Except to mention that there is a guitar bit that rips off Coldplay. NEED I SAY MORE.