Labels: Ba Da Bing Records
Review by: Captain Fidanza
The only situation in which playing this music would be in anyway appropriate, would be if you were invited by an elderly aunt to pay a visit to the understaffed lunatic asylum in which she had been residing ever since she took her computer in for repair and the full extent of her plans to kidnap, torture and eventually kill Tom Cruise was discovered.
There you sat, alone, on the plastic chair in the lobby, before being led passed the many insulated rooms in which a parade of lost souls caterwauled endlessly and out onto the veranda where aunty sat; arms that chain, eyes that lie, and upon noticing you standing there with a look of undiluted terror on your face, she leant down and pressed the play button on her stereo cassette recorder.
The sounds that you heard are the sounds on this recording and they will haunt you until your final breath leaves your body.
(Three stars out of five)