Labels: Robotic Empire
Review by: Andy Malcolm
Ah shit. I was just listening to the new Songs: Ohia LP when I realised I had some reviews to write, so lets dive into this pile and see what we got here.
Ok, this is a singular sided slab of green vinyl on Robodog (they should never have changed their name) and it is FUCKING METLA>>>>>>>>>>
There are bands with names. These names are Wadge, Pilgrum Fetus, Alien Crucifix, Agoraphobic Nosebleed and Nemo (alas, not Nema – way ahead of their time with LoTR influences). I eventually figured out this plays on 33rpm though seriously it doesn’t matter if you play this on 78, 33, 45 or put it in the microwave. It still sounds the same. It is fast metal with pounding drums and RARAAAAROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNNN vocals all the time. Discerning a difference between any of these bands is generally not so possible unless your ears are finely tuned to the art of metal bastardry. Pilgrim Fetus is a great name but I have no idea which band they are. Maybe they are the second band? The second band has ridiculous Locust on speed type speed and electronics and ludcirousness. Props.
Shit. I give up. This is metal insanity. Do you like FUCKING FAST METLA!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL LIKEAMFEADSFMD SAFSAFDFDSF>………………… fuck it.