Two tracks of absolute foulness here: slobbering, wobbly, unsteady-on-its feet death metal that seems less a musical offering than lumps of rotting meat crudely stitched together. Vocals are coughed up like mouthfuls of pale maggots, strings flap free from fretboards and every once in a while a doom segment snorts its way in just to make the whole thing that little bit more unbearable. Horrible and ungainly as it all is, I quite hearing an album’s worth of similar muck. What the hell is wrong with me?