Sixty Mile Smile - Switchblade Romance - CD (2006)

Labels: self released
Review by: Conor Rickford

Okay. These guys listen to the Lostprophets. Like the Lostprophets they suck fully and completely. Oh wow, they really mean it because the back up singer screams a bit. Sometimes he just screams one word and it sounds like my dog when he hears the postman coming up the drive. The only difference; my dog could crap out a better record than this.

It kinda sounds a bit like Coheed and Cambria if they were even worse. Christ, when will this end? Section after section of needless chugging and melodic parts that are kinda embarrassing. Oh wow, “œWhere have you been? I’ve searched all night” chirps the singer. I guess it’s about a girl signing out of MSN and leaving him desperately searching Myspace for her.

One half-time too many lads, I’m turning you off and binning you.